The best thing about tonight:
apsies: absurdlakefront: This was Mitt Romney’s night to supposedly capture the hearts and minds of the undecided American electorate, and all anyone is going to remember is Clint Eastwood arguing with a chair.
Anonymous asked: UGH @ Ted Cruz
2 Pussy Riot Members Have Reportedly Left... →
theriotmag: Pussy Riot tweeted on Sunday that the two activists had fled Russia and are “recruiting foreign feminists to prepare new protest actions.” No mention was made of where they went. I, for one, am in favor of a Pussy Riot Art Hooligans World Tour.
Friend: Hey can you play that one Britney Spears song?
Me: Sure, which one did you want? What album? Do you want the studio version, the Acapella, the remix, no vocal effects, the tour version, the live version, the duet version, the unreleased, the cover, megamix, ballad, instrumental, or the normal album version?
dreamsiamese asked: lol @ you instagramming your parents
Yesterday, blue tasted like licorice. Even wind chimes caused dizziness; an...– “The Synaesthete’s Love Poem,” Kristy Bowen (via vlorin)
i just hate so many of the college students that i’m acquainted with that are also ~politically~ involved because they are so god damn ANNOYING. the ones that are the super institutional fucks. the ones who feel the need to explain how political they are, who just say just as much as they do. and i know i use my social media platform as a megaphone for issues that are stirring me, but...
there is a tidal wave awaiting me in austin, which means i would like to remain in a coma in el paso until a far away date that has yet to be determined.
swamps, floating in floods, hurricanes & etc. like a bunch of motherfucking water, you know. when i drink lattes now i feel like i’m on meth. plz lord, i want to throw up. then be in a coma forever starting now.
32,000+ pregnancies from rape every year: "Really rare"
10 cases of voter fraud over 12 years: An epidemic that must be stopped by any means necessary, constitution be damned!
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[Trigger Warning: Rape] Paul Ryan Sponsored a Bill... →
mohandasgandhi: faineemae: whatiremembered: O_o shoot me in the face Yeah, the Sanctity of Life Act was really messed up. Guess who fought for the bill’s absolute restriction on abortion after conception or CLONING? The King of Freedom: Ron Paul. Poor decisions by Pauls all around.
"The Sanctity of Human Life Act, which Ryan... →
motherjones: A 2011 Paul Ryan proposal would have criminalized IVF—a procedure Romney’s own kids have used.